5th-Grader's Brilliant Letter To Boy Who Bothers Her Is Going Viral - Get Ready For #6
Marilyn Caylor 12/30/2016
Do you remember that pesky boy in grade school that followed you around everywhere like a little lost puppy? Well, sometimes that puppy-boy just won't get the hint and take a hike. Being in 5th grade can be a difficult time of life for a girl, especially when you have boys making it that much harder.
As females, we know that males are kind of dummies when it comes to picking up on unspoken body language. However, one very creative fifth-grader named Zoe decided to cut to the chase and write a "rules and regulations" letter for an annoying classmate named Noah.
This funny letter is now going viral - keep reading to find out why!
Well, if the hand drawn "picture" of Noah is anything to go by, then I don't blame Zoe one bit for putting this rule at the top of the list. Nobody wants a love tap that can take your breath away - and not in a good way!
"Do not touch my shoulder."
That's right - a kid who has boxing gloves instead of hands shouldn't be allowed to come in contact with anyone, except maybe Mike Tyson!
This almost has the makings of a Taylor Swift pop song. They're never, ever getting together because he'll never, ever get a chance to speak to her!
"Do not speak to me unless it's a greeting, which will be never."
At least Zoe was being "nice" about this one - she wasn't pretending to be coy or lead him on. In fact, if Noah learns to keep his mouth shut now, he may be doing girls in the future a favor - they won't be subjected to cheesy pick up lines!
Haha, this girl makes no bones about her short temper! Is Noah really brave enough to continue with his silly shenanigans? Perhaps he has a better shot at making a new friend on the school playground monkey bars.
"Stop playing with me on the bus. I have a short temper with people and you ruin my day because you play too much."
Are we sure Noah is actually a boy and not a puppy? He seems to want to play an awful lot! Maybe a collar, leash, and a few commands like "roll over and play dead" could help fix that.
Watch this video as Ellen Degeneres talks to Zoe and Noah in person.
Lol, this girl is my new hero! Noah should thank his lucky stars that someone thoughtfully laid out the "girl ground rules" from the very start. Otherwise, he'd be totally clueless going into adulthood! What do you think of Zoe's clever list?